v. To masturbate.v. To masturbate; to give a hand job to.v. (chiefly fandom slang and Internet slang) To engage in wank.n. An act of masturbation.n. An undesirable personn. Nonsense, rubbish.n. Ridiculous, circular or inappropriately elaborate argument about something, especially if obnoxious, pretentious or outright unsubstantial.